My Most HUMILIATING Moment in Japan in 10 Years.
Coming to Japan was a dream. Then it almost went very wrong....

I won’t lie, once you’ve seen a dozen temples and shrines you’ve more or less seen them all. That doesn’t mean you can’t still enjoy them, but the “wow” factor is certainly no more.
However once in a while, you stumble across a temple that’ll take your breathe away, which is how I felt when my eyes first set upon the Sazaedo Temple.
It was January when Ryotaro and I set off on another one of our crazy adventures in the snowy countryside of Tohoku, this time in search of the town of Kitakata - a town famous for being the ramen capital of Japan, on account it has more ramen shops per capita, than anywhere else in the country. (And an admittedly disappointing lack of KitKats).
Japanese towns which typically lack historical architecture (the downside of building with wood), love to have a quirky and often ridiculous record to standout instead, e.g. “We’re the town with the most lamps shaped like garlic” (and no I didn’t make that up).
But holy sh*t, a town with the most ramen shops per capita? Now that’s the kind of record you want to have.
It was en route to the landlocked, snowed in town of Kitakata that Ryotaro and I passed through Aizu Wakamatsu, a town famous for its legendary Samurai training school, a wonderful statue randomly donated by Italian dictator Benito Mussolini and the Sazaedo temple, a radical one-of-a-kind temple inspired by the designs of Leonardo DaVinci.
(Somehow only now am I realising the prominent Italian influence upon the town).
I’m going to struggle to put the Sazaedo Temple into words, so it might be worth watching the video on this one, but the temple has two opposing spiral staircases built on top of one another - one for ascending and the other for descending. This means you never bump into fellow worshippers walking in the opposite direction (though you can hear them above and below you).
It’s an ingenious innovation that allows Buddhist practitioners to pray to and appreciate the 33 gods within the temple, without bumping into any of their brethren. Apparently, it’s the only temple in the world to have the design, which is odd given how genuinely practical it is. Admittedly, it’s not worth the long trip just to see the temple alone, but it’s perfect stopping off point on your lengthy journey to grab a bowl of ramen in Kitakata.
But was the journey to Kitakata worth it?
After two days of travelling through more snow than I ever thought was physically possible to witness, we finally arrived in the town of Kitakata, and slurped down what was honestly one of the best bowls of Chashu ramen I’ve had in my entire life. The temple was amazing but the ramen stole the show.
Da Vinci would have loved it.
My Most HUMILIATING Moment in Japan in 10 Years.
Coming to Japan was a dream. Then it almost went very wrong....
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